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Ronnie Silas Dawson Jr. is an American professional baseball outfielder who is a free agent. The Houston Astros selected him with the 62nd overall selection of the 2016 MLB draft. He has previously played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Astros and Cincinnati Reds, and in the KBO League for the Kiwoom Heroes.
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